Fool-Proof Guacamole


Fool-Proof Guacamole in all its glory

First recipe!  I decided to kick off our culinary adventure together with guacamole – fantastic for all cooking levels.  A college student could make it in their dorm room if they were determined enough.  When I am asked to bring an appetizer to a party, wine night, Netflix-binging-get-together, you NAME it – there’s a 99% chance it will be this guacamole.  Everyone from your grandparents to little munchkins eat it right up and you’ll be asked to make it again and again.


Cubing your ‘cados – the first step to delicious.

You see, avocados are magical.  They’re one of my main food groups.  If any dish is subpar, throw an avo on it and it’s instantly transformed.  Guacamole is the perfect combination of this magical fruit (yes, fruit!) with an addicting spicy kick.  In fact, sometimes I make it for dinner.  And I’m completely okay with that.  After all, its practically all veggies!  And avocados are healthy fats!  Ignore the bag of tortilla chips I inhale with this guac.

The best part?  It takes a relatively sharp knife and 15 minutes to make.  No cooking involved.


Your grocery list


The proper way to remove your pit – careful when taking it off!

Some FAQ about avocados.  Because I know you’re all curious.

Q: What if my avocados are not ripe and I need them tomorrow?

A: Throw them in a baggie with some bananas – it speeds up the ripening process.

Q: What do I do with my my half-leftover avocado?

A: Keep the pit in the leftover half, rub some lemon or lime juice on the exposed green, and throw in a ziplock bag in the fridge.  It should be good for a few days.  Any brown? Try and trim it off – it might be green underneath!  Throw on eggs with salsa, toast with hard boiled eggs, salad with bacon, or a sandwich.

Q: So how do I take out this giant pit?

A: As demonstrated in the picture above, cut into the pit and twist your knife.  The pit should pop out easily.  Use a kitchen towel when removing the pit from the knife so you don’t cut your hand!

Q: Avocados are expensive sometimes, are they worth it?

A: Absolutely, yes.  But NOT if they’re overripe at the store!  If they’re super squishy…No Good!  Try and find one that’s pretty sturdy with a little give.  You can pop off the stem from the top of the ‘cado.  If it’s green underneath, the avocado is still good!

Q: Can I just grow an avocado tree with my leftover pit?

A: Good luck.  From my research, it’s entirely too complicated.  But you can grow the tomatoes for the guacamole!


You know an avocado isn’t overripe if it’s green under the stem – check at the store!

So, for this week’s Taco Tuesday, throw this into the mix!  I hope you all enjoy.

Make sure your veggies are roughly this size - chunky guac is the best guac.

Make sure your veggies are roughly this size – chunky guac is the best guac.


Fool-Proof Guacamole
Recipe type: Appetizer
Cuisine: Mexican
Prep time: 
Total time: 
Serves: Easily feeds 5 people
Need a quick, easy appetizer? Chop up a few ingredients and make this guacamole - it's a true crowd pleaser!
  • 1 cup Roma tomatoes, chopped
  • ⅔ cup red onion, chopped
  • 1.5 - 2 serrano peppers, chopped
  • 3 medium avocados, cubed
  • ½ cup loosely packed cilantro, chopped
  • Juice from ½ lime
  • Kosher salt to taste (I used 1 teaspoon)
  • Your favorite tortilla chips to dip
  1. Chop and cube your ingredients, adding to a medium mixing bowl. Be careful not to chop too finely - it's meant to be chunky!
  2. Gently mash the ingredients into the avocado with a fork.
  3. Add salt and lime, mixing into the guacamole.
  4. Taste - with a chip! - and add salt or lime to taste.
  5. Enjoy!
The nutritional facts do not include any tortilla chips. For GF version, be sure to buy GF chips.
Nutrition Information
Serving size: About 1 cup Calories: 211 Fat: 18 g Saturated fat: 0 g Unsaturated fat: 0 g Trans fat: 0 g Carbohydrates: 14 g Sugar: 3 g Sodium: 288 mg Fiber: 9 g Protein: 3 g Cholesterol: 0 g


3 thoughts on “Fool-Proof Guacamole

  1. patty Scully says:

    Maddy, I made guac the other day. It never lasts long in our house. I thought of you as I” cubed my cados.” I also used the knife technique to get the pit out. Both worked great! Thanks!

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